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|__| {1D E S T I N Y {5|_________/
{4 Well here it is:
{5Possibly the first {2Anarchy party
{5report to be printed, here in the
pages of }3Satanic Rites{5.
{2 I had set my wake-up alarm for {55 {2in
the morning, but I chose to ignore the
fucker until half past. {5At this point
I thought }4SHIT! {1They'll be here in
half an hour, and promptly got dressed
and grabbed a {6byte{1(!) to eat.
{7 We (Me(-{4Tantalus{7) {3Custodian/Destiny
{7and }4^Elminster/Independant^{7 the driver)
set off at about {3six{7, after waiting
for me to get organised.
{2 I had printed out a route map using
{3GB route {2the night before, but we
chose to be clever and ignore it, and
ended up getting lost in {4London{2. {1Our
search for the {5M1 {1took us to {6Trafalgar
Square {1and {6Buckinham Palace{1. We did
eventually get onto the {6M1 {1at {7Junction
4{1, and were heading {5North{7.
{1 After about {510 {1junctions had passed,
we felt a {2bit hungry {1so stopped off at
a `{5Welcome break.{1' We came out
`{5Welcome-bloody-broke{1' because the
combined cost of our breakfasts
totalled to more than a }4tenner{1. We
then used two payphones to crash the
{5BT computer {1by asking directory
enquires for the same number at the
same time from two `phones. {2Ho ho!
Great fun! {1We pulled back onto the
motorway....
{7 We needed some {4petrol {7({3for some
reason the car doesn't work without
it{7) {6After {3Elminster {6waddled back from
the {4BP {6we pulled out of the station
quickly, nearly running over a guy
who was on the way to the payment
kiosk. {2He didn't look very amused,
needless to say, {3we were{2.
{526 {1junctions later and we hit a
{2^traffic jam!^ We'd driven without any
problems, for hundreds of miles, and
now we got stuck in a motorway traffic
jam less than {725 {2miles from the party
place!!
{4 Eventually {5we managed to come off
the motorway, and I had to start
navigating because {1Custodian {5couldn't
work out where we were supposed to go.
{6The others had very little faith in my
map-reading skills and asked a few
{7locals {6if we were going the right way.
{5We were of course....
{5 Once in {1Royston{5, we asked some
lamers on a {2Labour Party rally {5where
the {7Civic hall {5was and they were kind
enough to tell us. {42 Minutes later,
and we were driving slowly past a
building that had lots of strangely
dressed people walking about outside
it. Ah ha! We'd found the {6Anarchy
party!
{2 We walked in and were asked for our
tickets! They hadn't arrived in the
post, but {3Judge Drokk {2remembered the
letter so let us in. (Cheers mate!)
{5 The main hall was {4packed {5even at
this early stage of the party {5so we
were told to move down to a nearby
school which we had a bit of trouble
finding. There was an empty classroom
there so we thought: {3Yes! {4Destiny
{1deserve their own room, and set up!
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{7 Within the next {410 {7minutes, {3Metal
{7and {3Venom {7had tracked me down.
{4Thallium {7came in a few moments later,
and we were all amused by his {2s{3t{5r{2a{3n{5g{3e
{7styled trousers! {5I had only previously
met Venom, so I was quite pleased to
meet {4Destiny {5members that I had
previously only spoken to on the
`phone.
{4 Venom had some bad news: {3Terminator
{4couldn't make it to the party! {2SHIT!
{4I really wanted to meet Dave! {5Oh
well, I'll probably see you at the
Quartz party mate!
{7 I moved a {1blackboard {7across the room
and {6Thallium {7drew a }4Destiny {7logo on
it. We hadn't brought any posters
along, and stickers weren't allowed
(although {5FAIRLIGHT {7ignored this rule
and plastered all the doors in the
school with their stickers!)
{5 By this time, people were starting
to visit us. {1Torch/LSD {5spent a long
time chatting to us and telling us how
{4Grapevine {5would be released in a
matter of minutes. {6Credit where
credit's due, he did bring a copy in
for us pretty quickly.
{3 Some {2Plasma {3members came into the
room and asked if there were any spare
power outlets. {5I showed them where
they were and they sat there quietly
throughout the whole event playing
{7awesome music{5 and eating {2Kentucky
Fried Chicken{5. This was quite
amusing!! {7(Hi! Thor, Hammer + Ben!)
{6 When the {4Jesters {6FINALLY {6arrived at
the party they came into visit us,
and we had numerous {2GHOST {6members that
paid us all visits, and most typed
some messages for the {4Destiny {6
messagebox 3. {7({5And one of them
managed to bugger up the code! Oh, all
right, I won't keep rubbing it in
Dean!!)
{4 Parasite of LSD {5was running about
outside. (on his way from the LSD room
to the hall?. Why didn't you visit us
Martin?! See you at the Quartz party?)
{1Some other {2LSD {1members were
also there including {4Fish, {6Shagratt
{1and of course, {3Torch.
{7 The only lamer that visited us was
{3^Cobra^. {5We just ignored him, and {4Phreak
{5wasn't in the least bit embarraced
when he started {1slagging him off {5to
his face. {6Venom {7was saying things like
{4`I'll hold him, you hit him'{5 but we
resisted the temptation.
{1 Phreak {5was about the only member
of the {1Jesters {5to visit us for any
length of time, the others seemed to
keep a low profile in the room next
door. {7COME ON GUYS {5I don't
hold grudges (for long......)
{6 Havoc/Slipstream {7came into see us
and had a chat for a while.
Unfortunately I didn't get chance to
talk to him because I was so busy!
{4 The {1party organisers {4occasionally
poked their heads around the door, but
otherwise we hardly noticed they were
there.
{2 There was a nasty rumour going
about the place that there would be a
raid by the {3fascist-bastards {2anti-
piracy group {4FAST. {2Luckily, they
didn't show up, as they were in {1London
{2waiting to raid the latest party
tip-off: the SAE party?!
{2 At about four O'clock when the room
was at it's most crowded, an {3Anarchy
{2organiser came in to tell us that we
had to move up to the other hall due
to a printer being stolen from one of
the school's {7locked classrooms{2. {1We
were given one hour to evacuate
before the police were called in. {5This
was very reasonable, and they weren't
even called in then.
{6 We packed away all our stuff and got
ready to {2drive out{6. {5As soon as we got
to the gate we were hit by a {3LAND
ROVER {5that took away some essential
features of the car ({4such as
indicators and headlamps{5) this
resulted in us not being able to get
back that evening, without the help of
<{4drum roll...{5> {7NATIONAL BREAKDOWN!!!
{5 Our thanks must really go out to
these guys who agreed to do the 500
mile round-trip to get us back to
{1Sittingbourne {5that night! I eventually
got home at about 00:45 which was
quite reasonable.
{2 Because of the {5accident {2we were
unable to stay for the party
competitions. {6We gather though that
the prizes had to be lowered to cover
the cost of a new printer. {2This is
not the fault of {6Anarchy{2, money
doesn't grow on trees, but it makes
it clear what sort of low-life the
theiving bastard is when prize money
that rewards hard work has to be
sacrificed.
{1 Overall I'd say that the {4Anarchy
{1party was well organised. {2Anarchy
{3members were very friendly - not
{7arrogant {3and {7elitist {3which, I must
admit, I expected them to be.
{7 The {6turnout {7was very good ({4Over 500
at a guess{7) and was mostly made up of
scene-guyz. (There were lamers, but
they didn't visit the {4Destiny {7room)
{7 I have since found out that not only
the printer but an {2ACTION REPLAY
CARTRIDGE {7was stolen from {1ACE {7of
{4Quartz{7. {1Destiny {7have started a
compaign to track down the culprits.
People have pledged reward money for
any person coming forward with the
name and address of the cunt who did
the dirty deed.
{6 If you know who did it, or can
pledge a couple of pounds towards the
reward (only pay when we know who it
is!) phone Andy after 6pm on #0795
842608 - at a social hour!
{3Tantalus.
{1Finish.